February 2011
23 posts
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On Fake Facebook Relationship Breakups
Me: I liked your new relationship status so people will know I'm not bitter.
Simon: I commented on it so people will know I am.
Me: I posted lyrics to Luda's "Heartbreaker" so people will know I'm up to date on popular music.
Simon: I responded so people will know I got the reference.
Me: We are masters of the facebook.
January 2011
28 posts
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Today In Passive Aggression
I hate group projects.
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Joe Biden Thinks The Onion's Spoofs Of Him Are... →
I love this man.
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bthny:
folkinz:
savage skulls & douster ft. Robyn: bad gal
this year’s “Backseat”
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If music is the food of love, play it. I’m way into Shakespeare.
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Flavorwire's Literary Mixtape: Harry Potter →
Beyond perfect. Bright Eyes, Jimmy Eat World, Elliott Smith? I always thought Harry Potter was the portrait of self-important teenage angst.
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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go
I wanna be sedated.
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Snow Day Checklist
-Classes cancelled: check.
-Tray stolen from dining hall for sledding: check.
-Hot chocolate: check.
-Snuggie: check.
-Movies: check.
-Sleepover!!!: check.
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Have Jason Schwartzman and Jonathan Safran Foer...
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An Open Letter to AT&T
All I want is a decent, simple phone with a regular, non-data texting plan. None of that smart phone bizzness. (I would love one of course, but I am a poor college student who is currently unemployed.) Why is that so hard?
No love,
Me
P.S. What in the hell is the point of instant rebates?
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New Year's Resolutions
1. Stop being so shy.
2. Keep safe distance from the dangerously delicious curly fries at ECV, eat breakfast more often.
3. Go to more shows!
4. Stop hemorrhaging money. And get a freaking job, lazy ass.
5. Go to more WSSO meetings!
6. Read more, watch less tv.
7. Make stats and bio my bitches.
8. Get trained to be a WUOG DJ.
9. Make better use of meal plan, steal more food from the...