February 2011
23 posts
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On Fake Facebook Relationship Breakups
Me: I liked your new relationship status so people will know I'm not bitter.
Simon: I commented on it so people will know I am.
Me: I posted lyrics to Luda's "Heartbreaker" so people will know I'm up to date on popular music.
Simon: I responded so people will know I got the reference.
Me: We are masters of the facebook.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
28 posts
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Today In Passive Aggression
  I hate group projects.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Joe Biden Thinks The Onion's Spoofs Of Him Are... →
I love this man. 
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
27 notes
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WatchWatch
bthny: folkinz: savage skulls & douster ft. Robyn: bad gal this year’s “Backseat”
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“If music is the food of love, play it. I’m way into Shakespeare.”
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Flavorwire's Literary Mixtape: Harry Potter →
Beyond perfect. Bright Eyes, Jimmy Eat World, Elliott Smith? I always thought Harry Potter was the portrait of self-important teenage angst. 
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go
I wanna be sedated.
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
Snow Day Checklist
-Classes cancelled: check. -Tray stolen from dining hall for sledding: check. -Hot chocolate: check. -Snuggie: check. -Movies: check. -Sleepover!!!: check.
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Have Jason Schwartzman and Jonathan Safran Foer...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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An Open Letter to AT&T
All I want is a decent, simple phone with a regular, non-data texting plan. None of that smart phone bizzness. (I would love one of course, but I am a poor college student who is currently unemployed.) Why is that so hard?  No love, Me P.S. What in the hell is the point of instant rebates? 
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
New Year's Resolutions
1. Stop being so shy.  2. Keep safe distance from the dangerously delicious curly fries at ECV, eat breakfast more often.  3. Go to more shows!  4. Stop hemorrhaging money. And get a freaking job, lazy ass.  5. Go to more WSSO meetings! 6. Read more, watch less tv. 7. Make stats and bio my bitches. 8. Get trained to be a WUOG DJ.  9. Make better use of meal plan, steal more food from the...
Jan 1st