February 2012
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I really wish someone had told me how hard it would be to live with a friend. Oh wait, plenty of people did hahahahaha my b.
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sometimes I think the internet can read my mind... →
January 2012
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The number of times since yesterday that I have...
I don’t wanna talk about it.
“Per Wikipedia, food poisoning can be caused by bacteria or a virus and the...”
– How would your dad end an email to his children in which he tells them that their mother has a bad case of food poisoning? (via bthny)
I KNOW RIGHT!?! That entire email was a gem though.
bthny:
supporterleschenilles:
Had a solo dance party to Wild Flag and Future Islands at my dj shift this morning and we’re watching an episode of John Adams in my poli sci class. Starting my week off right.
How cool is my little sister? So cool.
You know what would make her cooler? Seeing The Mountain Goats at the 40 Watt tonight.
Bad influence alert.
Had a solo dance party to Wild Flag and Future Islands at my dj shift this morning and we’re watching an episode of John Adams in my poli sci class. Starting my week off right.
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Just wrote my maid of honor toast. It’s a little funny (I hope) and a lot cheesy. But I guess that’s how these things are supposed to go? I honestly have no idea. Aren’t people usually supposed to go to a couple weddings before they have to do the whole bridesmaid thing? Oh well I can’t dwell on it too much because I have a pair of 3.5 inch heels that need to be broken in...
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Damn, why did I think it would be a good idea to watch Blue Valentine? Now I need to watch at least 2 hours of Parks and Rec to cleanse my psyche.
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bthny ha contestado a tu conversación: I think my sister and I just need to start a blog dedicated to the passive-agressive stuff our grandma says to us while on the phone.
student loans are kind of like scholarships that you have to give back, eventually. piece by piece. of your soul.
So essentially, they are horcruxes.
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I think my sister and I just need to start a blog...
Grandma: So do they have scholarships for social work school?
Me: Yes Grandma.
Grandma: Good. Let's hope you get one.
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bthny ha respondido a tu foto: Best email I’ve ever received or best email I’ve…
which one wrote that, do you think?
Grandma. Most definitely.
nesbittslimesoda asked: Happy birthday!
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It seems fitting that my last day as a teenager will mostly be spent hungover. Also my mom is the best mom because she made me chocolate chip pancakes.
December 2011
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“Parents of teens: If you think a drinking disaster at your kid’s party...”
– From an email my dad forwarded to me that was sent to him by the local hospital.
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bthny ha respondido a tu publicación: Fuck Lyla Garrity.
hey instead of watching FNL again why don’t you learn about regression really quick and help me finish my finals so I can finish Vampire Diaries :( :( :(
You act like I actually learned something in stat last semester.
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Fuck Lyla Garrity.
bthny asked: it's better for you to realize it now than get your hopes up for actual political change through presidential elections and then get super upset and jaded by how dumb everything is, like I did in my first presidential election when fucking George W. Bush was re-elected!
bthny: shorterexcerpts:“This is politics. Pure... →
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“This is politics. Pure politics. The Obama administration values the Catholic bishops, the Family Research Council, Rush Limbaugh and the swing voters of Ohio more than the pro-choice Democratic women who make up way more than their share of his base – women who campaigned…
Depressing thing of the day. It sucks that the first election I actually get to vote in I’ll...
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I HAVE A PLAN. A STUDY PLAN.
November 2011
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